Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)
I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.
- Paid to go watch some old guy play guitar last night.
- The supercomputer model they used came back with: Brow: Dennehy Jaw: O'Doul’s Gait: Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
- I'm pretty sure whichever nation can convince its children that there is joy and purpose in learning first, is going to dominate the next century or two.
- We... had this? You could just slap a tape in there and it would read a story for an hour. Or for a few minutes then start singing Hank Williams songs because your mom's boyfriend taped over it because he liked the afternoon DJ on KNIX.
- Okay so I am trying to be the better person in this so I accepted a friend request from one of the many weapons formed against me, right? That FUCKER just posted "Prospering" and turned off comments.
- Mario and Luigi are invasive species. Still feel like a hero?
- Gonna be real with you: if I was a plumber or plumbing related subcontractor and got sucked into a magical kingdom through a pipe I would probably start killing everything I saw too.
- Everyone is getting pissed at this book and asking "but what about Trump!?" and completely ignoring that the most potent tool we currently have to oppose Trump is STILL in the hands of the people who thought covering up Biden's decline was a good idea. That's probably something that should change!
- "Throwing hands at the Rotary Club" SEEMS like it should be a folksy way of calling someone an asshole.
- Life hack: You can just say you're in a noise band. There is absolutely no way to disprove that.
- I don't know, I think if the dude we were always hanging out with started saying stuff like "drink this, it's my blood" and "eat this, it's my flesh" we would probably have had more questions.
- While you were arguing about the history of ska I was putting more rearview mirrors on my Vespa!
- Getting REAL worked up at the abysmal state of the sconces in this haunted castle. I can deal with all the Dracula shit but I simply can't abide a weak sconce game.
- I guess the DNC is going to be *puts on sunglasses but jams one of the arms directly into a tear duct but keeps going until it breaks and a thin trickle of what you hope is blood runs from under the lens and down my cheek* post Hogg!
- I am both deeply disgusted, but also just a little patriotic, that truly now everything is burger.
- Me, looking at a vast charnal field of torn flesh and exposed bone as the vultures and crows feast until they rupture and the last works of man crumble as their mortar turns to dust and blows away on the winds of strife and conquest: Well this isn't very "surf's up" of us!
