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I call that I get to be the Woke Marxist Pope for Halloween.
That's how
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
I give a shit about sports but I saw lots of people online talking shit about this woman when she played for LSU. The haters who called her "ghetto" for eating their words.
I prefer when my mail order CDs come with label stickers. But the new L.A. Witch CD came with a suicide squeeze guitar pick.
Passing this on as I am in 1,000,000,000-%!
Nacular gallery on magazine
Just took my kids to see the semi-annual bathing of Steve Bannon, and the buzzards did not disappoint.
You know, it's just a matter of time before we have cults following certain AI chatbots.
Perfect tweet 🏆
Super cool rainbow this morning spanning from Oretha Castle Haley to the Falstaff brewery.
I've got completely out of sync with my nail trimming. I used to do all my fingernails at once or all my toenails at once. For the last several months it seems that only certain nails need trimming at any time. I never trim more than perhaps three nails on a particular day. How did this happen?
One of the stranger side effects of the internet is the fetishization of books and reading. Prior to the internet I don't recall people speaking orgasmically about the printed word. At least not so often. It used to be buy a book, read a book. Now people seem to talk about books like sex toys.
I know the feeling. I went into a convenience store that I've been patronizing for 10 or 15 years and the owner just broke down into a rant about how New Orleans isn't really here anymore, at least not for the folks who live here.
Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers
What I want from 2025 is a new lungfish album. And a dead president. But for now, I'll take the lungfish album.
I still get a little thrill when I see that the packages from sub pop come from Mark Arm.
If you're still using Amazon, shopping at whole foods, or doing anything else that might support bezos, you need to stop.
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Just watched Conclave. I think I would have preferred it had gone the Death of Stalin route.
I don't want to malign people in the carpet industry. But it just occurred to me that JD Vance looks like he should be selling carpet and doing a very bad job of it.
Sometimes I look at other places I might consider living in the US or other countries, but I realize that I would only ever live somewhere else if New Orleans became uninhabitable. And the thought of that depresses the hell out of me.
We need more baby, why are we deporting babies. Tell me what's wrong the babies that were shipping out of here
Who did this? 😂
My preferred art form is making things in under 5 minutes on my phone with free apps
Falling asleep watching tv
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I'm waiting anxiously to see how Trump shits the bed at the Pope's funeral.