There's no way she'll be able to pass for an animal as intelligent as a polar bear.

Careful She will shoot your sled dogs

She's about as smart as a blade of grass. She has absolutely no idea what she is doing except for taking photo ops for her own vanity.

Amazing! Greenland won't even notice the bair-extensions!

Hunting season is open

Sad news to report. Male Polar Bear viciously attacked Kristi Noem when she refused to have sex with him.

Noem looks ready to milk a male moose

She had major issues. I suggest therapy.

A polar bear ate me, but that won’t stop me from showing off my hair extensions.

She's got the "abominable" part down pat... With just a bit more work:

They may have polar bear versions of Le Pew. Noem may confuse them.

Why can't an orca eat her?

This whole administration is nothing but an embarrassing clown show. The only thing they do is cosplay and interviews on fox News. So disgusted with it. And so disgusted with the lame complicit congress, too.

Oh if it were only Polar Bear Season in Greenland....

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Jeebus WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER. She needs help man

The shame is that she spends a couple of hours a day to look like an extra on True Blood.

#ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them. #DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it. #Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them. Pam Bondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it. #FuckTrump #Resist #ImpeachTheMotherFucker

Cosplaying - again!

Maybe she'll shoot herself in the gravel pit

😂😂 polar bear with hair extensions. Damn you’re good ✌🏼

JFC please tell me this is AI because with this scam artist, I can no longer tell.

Polar bears don’t wear hair extensions, Kristi.

Don’t bring your purse… cunt…

Wonder if she did this with Corey Lewandoski? lol

The sad part is this could be a real post. No one knows anymore. 🤷🏻‍♀️

She always wanted to be a model! She is so cute! 🤮

Been at the shrooms again

The biggest take I get from her is vanity. The most important thing to her is her appearance. Not someone I want in my government

You’re not in this for the hunting, are you?

She killed a polar bear, didn't she?!😫

Not sure why this song popped into my head. youtu.be/0ufuH4vZ77w?...

Don’t give her any ideas. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This seems to be an asylum on tour but not a Government.

Honestly… I can’t stand the B 🎤💥

Such a dipshit.

I bearly recognize her

She has a full time stylist

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Killing dogs in Greenland huh 🤔

Vapid. The Director of Homeland Security got her purse stolen.

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Such a fake loser, just like all those fake people in the White House. ALL FAKE, no personality’s, boring dull people whose only existence is to inflict pain and suffering.

Puppy killer Barbie

I hope RFK Jr doesn’t see her. 😳

What's she on? What happened to the HORSE? kriski a active creature 😍. kriski sending her photos shoots to Mr.fraud by way of X?

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Why? Why? Halloween?

fuck this nazi

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Is she supposed to be looking cute there?That looks so stupid on a kid.It would be gorgeous and be cute on her.It just looks like you're an f****** idiot!

In addition to everything else, she has a crossed eye? This woman is impaired in the extreme and I don't mean her eye.

She's ON alot...mostly men

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Unsuspecting male polar bear traumatized by face of female polar bear.

Can’t even Homeland Secretary keep her at home?

Cosplay is literally the only thing she does so, of course, becoming a furry is next for her.

Lol

Took me a sec to realize this was a onesie

Just needs to be wielding a gun but spot on

bad dog... pretending to be a bear... you know what we do with bad dogs..

Do this woman EVER fuckin' work ????

Hilarious 😂👏🤗

There she is. 😁

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lol 😂

Send in the Orcas!

Feckless c*nt

Sorry baby….he plays for the other team. Speaking of which, did he break up with his lover Lindsey?

She is one of the most singularly stupid people I've ever ever seen in public life. She makes Tommy Tuberville look like Albert Einstein on steroids.

… Don’t they shoot bears in Greenland?…. Would a Bounty add incentive?… I mean, it’s NOT unheard of…* *😒V. Putin & his Taliban Bounties on US Soldiers in Afghan.

Ewwwwww!!!!

She does like her hats

😂😂😂😂😂.

Why do her eyes look weird! Has the face lift made them closer together?

Oh, if only she would! And never return!

🤣🤣 I have no doubt she's doing exactly that!

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She would wear this and do this! Just lock the buffoon up.

#DKK That means Dog Killer Kristie. Another ho that needs to go.

Cosplay kristi excels at political theater.

I mean they're all insane. That's all I got.

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The horse called, it wants its tail back.

Cross eyed cunt

Hide your puppies!

Bahaha 🤣😂

Good one!