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- This is so darkly accurate
- Wait until they discover this www.dhmo.org
- Happy Cinco de Mayo to those who celebrate
- Cinco de Quatro rocked
- Lutnick: "It's time to train people not to do the jobs of the past, but to do the great jobs of the future. This is the new model where you work in these kinds of plants for the rest of your life and your kids work here and your grandkids work here. We let the auto plants go overseas."
- Howard Nutlick: feudalism now, feudalism forever!
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- "Trump" A Titus Andromedon Production Starring Titus Andromedon
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- Do none of you assholes have an answer for this poor man? I gave up a however-long-it-takes-to-read-a-thread of my life for this, and we still don't know why...
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- Hoping you are doing OK
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- Either the U.S. government *is* able to exert monetary and diplomatic pressure on El Salvador sufficient to produce Abrego Garcia’s release, or it isn’t. The latter would be either a bald-faced lie or a pretty stunning concession of our national impotence. The Vice President should pick one.
- Why can't anyone point out that every utterance from this administration is some sort of straw man, and a false dichotomy?
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- PT went well this week, and I should be discharged home on schedule Monday evening
- And I was. I am home
- This seems right, and all of this is WRONG.
- #3 occurred to me yesterday
- How academics imagine their lives would look like if they decide to work in tech
- I watched twice, just to live vicariously
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- Worse. Our bodies are filled with lead...
- We are literally being led by the dumbest people alive
- I know what causes autism: autism...
- When i wake up in the morning, i take inspiration from the singular @flavorflav.bsky.social
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- TBF, best explanation ever
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- Received in Special Ops group text : Nuevo teléfono,¿quien esta?
- Not joking: as of today Donald Trump is the absolute greatest destroyer of wealth the country has ever had
- The world*
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- Expired tags?
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- Is that Harrison St?
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- Let him eat cake
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- One day at a time, sir...
- the average american voter
- How did he get a teaching certificate? That's a special kind of stupid...
- Something changed in me and I love mushrooms now.
- For a second I thought you were going to try defying gravity...
- Kudlow: "Buying cheap goods is not a real prosperity, and we don't have to accept that. So you lay the law down, that's all. Look, all the badly behaving children in Asia and elsewhere are coming home to papa. They're all on the phone begging for mercy."
- Understand: Trump works for Putin Trump hates America The goal is to destroy the United States The United States will cease to exist in current form. But something better is coming...
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View full threadThe plains, mid-south, south, and Texas will wither economically through isolation, until they are forced to rejoin a new union of United States built on a more robust set of democratic ideals, which better protects individuals and minority populations under constitutional measures.
- The new Union will have a stronger legislative branch, robust vetting of the judiciary, and a weaker executive. A new age of global prosperity will ensue.
- The west coast will see California, Oregon and Washington, plus additional western states, form a strong economic union separate from the US New England and New York, along with several mid-Atlantic States, will form another union. Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois will form another.
- Those three regional burgeoning nations will form trade agreements with each other, and with Canada and Mexico:
- The end result will be a better United States, formed by regional breakaway nations that will exert their economic power to promote a better democracy for all the states.
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- I'm 58. You are right.
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- Switched to income funds based on bonds last month. Still thinking about going to gold, before the dollar collapses...
- I'm raising my projection for recession in 2025 to 75%, based on recent events, and also "duh"...
- They can't spell "April"? "The termination emails were riddled with mistakes — with employees’ names, the month of April and even the institute’s title misspelled in places — a telling sign of the rushed and haphazard nature of the operation..." www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
- "Sloppy" That's the word you want to use, ma'am
- I'm entering a drawing, and promoting women sway.texttaponit.com/whm-giveaway...
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- Welcome to Du Loc, Such a perfect town! Still we have some rules, Let us lay them down...
- FAFO
- Just in NIH grants, It looks like beautiful Iowa City, home of the U of Iowa, will lose $71m in funding. That's almost $1k per resident. And that's before all the other cuts to SSA, FDA, etc. Anyone in Iowa City that can offer more insight? scienceimpacts.org H/T to Prathima !
- It sucks. I know some people who could say more...
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- All I see is the view across the roof of the old Mercy, looking north/northeast. Thanks for the better angle
- Martial Law. It’s the elephant in the room. It’s what authoritarians resort to when the tide turns against them. It’s what the authoritarian in this White House is setting the stage for. 🧵…
- Of course, this is the one nation where a loyal military would stage a coup for We The People
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- I volunteer to trade places with one of them...
- Literally every Black person who comes to DC visits the NMAAHC and it’s a big source of pride among a very broad swathe of people. Censoring the work there won’t be as frictionless as people imagine.
- I'm white and this is on my bucket list to visit
- When Melanie mixes up your Garanimals and you end up wearing two different colors.
- Sloppy
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- Adversaries don't need to hack Signal, they only need to hack the phone.
- Marco Rubio on Rumeysa Ozturk: "We revoked her visa ... once you've lost your visa, you're no longer legally in the United States ... if you come into the US as a visitor and create a ruckus for us, we don't want it. We don't want it in our country. Go back and do it in your country."
- What a fuckwad...
- A worker making $50,000 a year contributes to Social Security with 100% of their income. A CEO making $20 million a year contributes to Social Security with less than 1% of their income. Who agrees it’s time to scrap the cap?