muscular baby jeb lund
Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa.
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- saw a targeted ad that said CHILDHOOD TRAUMA MAKES YOU PROCRASTINATE and i was like uh huh, my imposter, gifted child and havana syndrome too
- i yearn for the freedom of going apeshit for 8 years about a guy's middle name being hussein and then putting a flag on my truck to support my potus, a subsidiary of qatar, the saudi sovereign wealth fund, russia, the guy who invented adrenochrome milkshakes, dr. no, and an electric car manufacturer
- V/O: Next week, on Parallel Parkers... ME: [in confessional] I'm here to make a statement. I drive a 1976 Chrysler New Yorker. I don't give a fuck.
- if it winds up being pizzabella, you should be able to get a 2-for-1 on any items at the combination pizza hut and taco bell for a week, like a jubilee
- done with texts from dems in other districts/states with multi paragraph "i'm running!" announcements and no pledges other than "i will stop trump and protect social security." congrats, you're in for the absolute minimum. why not start a gofundme where you promise to have a kid and not smother it
- kind of a bummer that ratzinger is dead so he can't throw out the first host at the opening day of conclave
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- "Kamala Harris does not deserve my vote!" www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/w...
- We fight them underwater so we don't have to fight them overwater.
- i can't be the only one who thinks if they wanted to the troops could put together a forging team and dominate at forged in fire
- reading this made me so happy
- Having just reread it, I think this is the funniest thing Polygon ever published www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
