marzi 🍀🏹🌙
art ✍️ nature 🌿 mystery 🌌 games & other nerd stuff 🧝🏻♂️ shitposting 💀 sometimes NSFW 🔞 sometimes angy rants 🔥 herder of cats 😼🐈⬛ bowmaiden 🏹 she/they 💙💜💗
current brainrot: bg3, da:tv, palia
tumblr: artemisiavulgaris1114 | AO3: artemisia_vulgaris
- why do sundried tomatoes gotta look like a jar of pickled organs
- I hope jkr wakes up tomorrow with a dick
- we all know the deal with white BMWs, but if you ever encounter one blaring auto-tune? BURN IT WITH FIRE
- rogue trader has such a boppin soundtrack! the Footfall music!! hell yes
- My partner and I have been rewatching the Borgias and my god, the French King's accent is just 🤌👌
- if I had a zillion dollars I would sponsor Tasting History to make a Yorkshire Christmas pye
- my trick to figuring out digital art when I was trained traditionally really is to just find a brush I like and then pretend I'm drawing on regular paper and... not think about it any more beyond that 🫡
- there's a lot of annoying performative stuff on social media but I think the fact that a lot of accts do things like differentiate between "oomf"s and "moot"s is the real reason I hate it here. the gap between your follow vs followed count is not the prom tiara you think it is
- drivers here will be like *swings out in front of an oncoming car and then laughs and waves at you like their proudest accomplishment in life thus far is that they maybe almost just killed people*
- looking at mods for rogue trader, and excluding ai generated content hides about 1/3rd of them, love that
- Probably a 10 but I'm more intimidated of you than you are of me
- this is supposedly satire, but....... "Think of us like John Wick (starring Keanu Reeves, one of many great Canadian performers we’ve been kind enough to send your way you ungrateful fucks). We didn’t want a fight. But you killed our dog. Time for us to go full Baba Yaga."
- one thing that motivates me to do practice art: try drawing with my left hand. the vision in my head is still the same, but it looks a lot worse because my right hand has all the practice. get you that muscle memory! it works wonders and saves on brain power!
- yeah. things are looking bleak. but I want everyone who is feeling scared right now to remember that there are people out there who love you, who will always love you and will fight for you to the death because of that. none of us are free until all of us are, and we aren't going anywhere.
- I asked my partner to make the pickles less watery in my sammich and when I tried to explain why my brain short-circuited and I just said "because it makes the sogwich"
- Valentina and her crow buddy, Scrumpet! She’s explaining that Heir will feed her with the rest of the crows in the rookery (heh) while she’s off saving the world with Varric. #rookderiva #rook:valentinaderiva #antivancrows #datv #dragonagefanart #OC
- I love to give my OCs cringe accessories I used to wear as a teenager, like if I'm a designing a utility belt you just know it's gonna have a chain wallet
- It's been a real rough month, but I've been recovering. I also finished dragon age and managed to draw my Rook! this is Valentina de Riva~ she's a real pain in the arse (at least she tries) #rook #rookderiva #dragonage #DATV #dragonagefanart #rook:valentinaderiva
