Jesus Christ
Yep, I'm the real deal! (would be verified if it happens) Here to get my flock back on track and start dealing justice again. 🪽💙
Fuck MAGA, Nazis, and people who follow crap like that.
- I'm thinking of making a surprise entrance to the Vatican for this Papal vote. What should my walk (or float) in theme song be? No Stairway.
- Favorite cheese is Swiss. Why? Because it's just like me...holey
- In an effort to bring attention to LGBTQ+ businesses I'm gonna try once a week to showcase a local (either to me or you) spot. If anyone's got a spot please let me know, I'll do a bit of research, and then we can all give em some love. Gotta buy local and support our LGBTQ+ friends! 💙🪽
- Hey anyone in or near Springfield IL, you gotta get out and heckle this bitch!
- From here on out I will no longer refer to the man in the white house as "the man in the white house" but instead FLOTUS.
