Jackie Bouvier
A very serious person.
My children:
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- My baby boy is 18 today. He leaves for college in 4 months. I'm not crying. YOU'RE crying!
- The other day, I was getting dressed and put both feet into one pant leg and toppled over like a tree in the forest. A short, chubby tree but a tree nonetheless.
- It's been beautiful during the week and raining on the weekend for 8 weeks. What the fuck is going on? Is this the end times?
- It's not me, it's you.
- Happy Mother's Day, you fucking degenerates.