Fickle Filly
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
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- Please don’t put an Autobot sticker on your car if it’s not going to transform into a robot that gets the fuck out of my way.
- Nothing fills an awkward silence quite like the sound of me revving a chainsaw.
- Roses are red, Elephants are grey,
- *positions your pedestal on the edge of a cliff*
- It’s easier to question my sanity than your reality.
- Sorry I shouted “FINISH HIM!” during your wedding vows.
