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- For everyone on Pope Watch: The next Pope is gonna be a conservative dude with no more than two identity politics points and will still be a transphobic Catholic with no power or sway on the American religious Right despite sharing a common goal. Okay, that's done. Now please return to kink-posting
- Losers: "You can't summarize the entire GOP platform with an unrelated anecdote. Not everything is a metaphor!" Me, a poet:
- Me: hmm, nice weight to it but what's the explosive payload? And how do I detonate it? Do you take cash? Lush employee, uninterested in my shenanigans: You put it in a bath and it makes bubbles...
- Reposted by Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin'
- Dems: "Oh yeah? Well if you didn't break down in tears of joy for Harris and personally ask everyone around you to send a $5 donation to Fascism Lite, then you're the reason Fascism Original Flavor won. We're a big tent party and we have to include the Nazis or else we're no better than the Nazis!"
- "I won't play a video game where I have to shoot our brave law enforcement officers" The officers' random NPC dialogue: "It's easier to cuff a perp after you shoot them 8 times in the back. They'll never jaywalk again after that. Heil Hitler."
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