The Notorious MJB
Eat plants. Smoke plants. Be happy.
- Which was worse: #TravisScott helping #JohnCena win the #WWE championship at #WrestleMania, or #JonStewart helping #SethRollins retain the WWE championship at #SummerSlam 10 years ago?
- Does Michael Cole, or really any of the #WWE announce team, know that in addition to “knocked off” and “put away,” one wrestler can also DEFEAT or BEAT another one? Because I’ve never heard that the Lions knocked off the Packers, or the Bulls put away the Pistons…. #WrestleMania
- It’s 4/20 Eve! Remember to leave papers and nugs out for Willie Nelson tonight! #Four20 #WillieNelson #FourTwentyEve #HippieNewYear #HappyHippieNewYear #CannabisIsMedicine #LovePlants #EatPlants #SmokePlants #BeHappy #RVD
- Happy WrestleMania Weekend to all those who celebrate. And to those who don’t: we got two words for ya! #SuckIt #WWE #WrestleMania #WrestleManiaWeekend #JohnCena #CodyRhodes #JeyUso #YEET #Gunther #RheaRipley #BiancaBelAir #IyoSky #CMPunk #SethRollins #RomanReigns
- You would think that an alleged billionaire would be able to procure suits that don’t look like a bag of shit. Someone get this dingleberry a competent tailor if he’s going to be in the spotlight. He looks like a clown on a world stage anyway; at least he can stop looking like he’s molting.
