Atrocious Warmbo Takes
(Unofficial RP account for America's favorite lisping shitlib sockpuppet! Expect lots of corn cream. Not affiliated with @codyjohnston.bsky.social or Some More News but please check them out anyway!
Operated by @wyvu.bsky.social as a satire of centrism)
- Miss Whitmew is doing da twied-and-twue Warmbo technique of hiding when things go wwong. Miss Whitmew wouwd make a pewfect Warmbo! Warmbo just needs to infect hew...
- Should Warmbo go back to being Trad-Warmbo, ow wiww Warmbo lose his voting wights?
- Dis gives Warmbo an existentiaw cwisis
- Dat's wight! Now, nevew, evew impwement dose nasty tawiffs again! Bad Mistew Twump!
- Cwiticizing Democwats is how we got hewe in da fiwst pwace!
- Warmbo is taking notes
- Biden did nothing wwong, silly goats! Cwiticizing him is why we got Mistew Twump again!
- Miss Whitmew is doing da wight thing! If we'we aww nice to Mistew Twump den maybe he'ww be nice to us back!
- Did you know dat Warmbo is fwiends with Bawney da Dinosauw? Even though Bawney suppowts Mistew Twump, we get awong even though we have diffewent views!
- Warmbo thinks dat Waluigi is a baaaaaaad man! Instead of shooting Mistew Thompson, he shouwd have just sent him a stwongwy wowded lettew about how his heawth cawe decisions awe huwting peopwe!
- HAHAHA so funny! Warmbo thinks dis is totawwy da way to own Twump!
- Da Bewnie Bwos just need to sit down and shut up! Deiw candidate wost faiw and squawe, get ovew it! Dey wewe just too awwogant to vote fow Mrs. Hiwwawy ow Mrs. Kamawa!
- When cwypto takes ovew, at least Warmbo wiww be weww-positioned to benefit fwom it!
- Da Muppets wiww save us fwom dis wecession! But da Muppets nevew wetuwn any of Warmbo's cawws!
- Dat's why fighting with viowence is bad, silly goats! We need mowe catchy swogans and stwongwy wowded wettews!
- Hewe is youw intwoduction to Warmbo! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvNQ...
