Meth Raccoons sound like a hell of a party imo

It’s illegal to be cool as hell

whomst among us etc

How did they learn the raccoon's name?

I feel bad for the raccoon. It is highly likely they will not be given back to that woman. They will not understand why she disappeared. Question if the raccoon will end up living in a cage and no longer go on car rides and live in a home with humans?

Sounds like a Florida Man story. I wonder if she was on vacay?

We've all been there

You know it's the end times when a raccoon frames a woman for having meth

Hey, how else is a girl gonna stay awake when doing the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs when in Ohio with her faithful wookiee copilot?