Patton Oswalt
Writing and yelling.
- “Three days ago I saw a vehicle that’ll haul that fat ass out of the Oval Office. You wanna get outta the Trump era? You talk to me.”
- dystopian
- HOYVEN BLAVEN
- 🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞
- 🎶So we picked a Pope And blew some smoke Saying, “Let them pontiffs roll, 10-4” ‘Cuz we got a big ol’ conclave, voting through the night…🎶”
- Who’s gonna be the first Cardinal to say. “I didn’t come here to make friends.”
- Hey Bozeman, Montana and Casper, Wyoming come have a miserable time with us! 📍May 15 - Bozeman at The Elm 📍May 16 & 17 - Casper at The Rialto Grab your tickets here: pattonoswalt.com/tour/
