Carps
Norse god of the oceans
- Girlchild and Mrs C are watching something Glow Up, which is as inexplicable to me as a Morris Ital must be to a goose, so I have retired to the shed to write some songs for you.
- I think the next pope should be an AI. “Do a thing where you tell people to remember Jesus and be nice to people unless they’re gay or a vulnerable child in the care of a priest. 800 words in Latin”
- Had my eyes checked about two months ago because I can see neither far nor near with these specs, and also they’d permanently greasy and also fall off my head but also I can’t be arsed choosing new ones because I’ll be dead within thirty years hopefully.