Dietrich Feist
Physicist working in atmospheric and climate research, father, traveller, long-distance commuter, no car, Linux. Ex ATGM specialist.
Opinions are my own. 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇨🇦
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View full thread- Greenland? Is our protectorate and major source of raw materials. Drill, baby, drill! - The EU and NATO? Do not exist any more. The Europeans bow to our great Empire! Trump is so happy. He asks the barkeeper how much he owes him for the drink.
- The barkeeper says: 5 Rubles.
- A joke (?): 20 years after his death, Trump is allowed to return to New York for 1 day. He goes into a bar and asks the barkeeper about this favorite projects: - The wall on the Mexican border? Has been built. The greatest wall ever! - Canada? Just had the 15th anniversary as the 51st state!
- "The agency is also expected to issue another round of notices tomorrow terminating grants that have already been awarded, sources say. In the past 3 weeks, the agency has pulled the plug on almost 1400 grants worth more than $1 billion."
- The #US embassy in #Bern, #Switzerland, sent a questionnaire to a local #bakery to find out if the business was in line with the new US #government anti-#DEI rules. The baker responded with his own questionnaire to make sure that his merchandise is only eaten by people who deserve them.
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View full threadUnfortunately, the best question "Sind in Ihrer Familie Fälle von Zollwut bekannt?" 🤣 does not translate well into English. The German term "Tollwut" means #rabies and "Zoll" means tariffs. Depending on the answers, the baker reserves the right to liberate his pastries from non-compliant customers.
- Some of his questions: - Do you think #democracy is a good idea? - Do you believe that #FreedomOfSpeech only applies to your government's lies? - Do you sometimes feel an insatiable appetite for other countries' territories? - Do you or any of your employees drive #Tesla|s?
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- An anti-government militia group is making threats against weather equipment that it says is a “weather weapon” controlled by the military, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration warned employees.
- There is no lack of crazy crackpots.
