Denim
I read to cope with the horrors. My dog is pretty rad. Get in good trouble 🫡
- My dog would like you all to know that she believes you all exist to give her attention, rub her belly, & throw her ball for her whenever she wants. Nothing else matters.
- They are demanding to know who played mmmbop by Hanson on the TouchTunes
- The world has taught me to keep my mouth shut and yet the impulse is still there.
- Men are visual creatures except not in a way that makes them dress well.
- Today would have been my little brother’s 36th birthday. It’s been almost 12 years since his passing and I still think of him every day. I miss his unique personality and sense of humor. He is still one of the funniest people I’ve ever met. Happy birthday, I love you. Save me a seat up there.
- Every time someone from this administration holds a press conference, all I can hear is “O’Doyle RULES!”
- I hate when this happens
- We shouldn’t have to scratch and claw and beg for the things that we deserve.
- Turkeys have to be the dumbest of the birds. You descended from dinosaurs and survived all this time just to walk out into traffic and think you can fight a car? Probably tried to fight that asteroid, too. Ornery bunch of jerkbutts.
- I am not a queen or a princess, I am the bane of your existence.
- I’m like if a feral cat was a human
- One time a guy I had been seeing for a couple of months texted me a picture of this event he was at and accidentally included his date’s reflection in the picture. I was miffed so I went out and pointed at the cutest dude I could find & said “kiss me” and he did. & that’s how I met your father.
- 200 pages into Silver Elite and I am LOCKED IN.
- Maybe if I read 3 books per week my stress will disappear
- Oh no 😟
- Just read a book that was based in Iran and sheeesh the similarities as religious extremism & an alt right regime took over & what we are experiencing now in the US are wild. Granted, we are still in the early stages but YIKES.
- I try to support mutual aid efforts when I can but some of the people who consistently ask for money while making INSANE financial decisions (quitting jobs, bringing home a new pet every week, not showing up for work, getting expensive tattoos) bring out the most visceral boomer energy in me.
- Not sure if it’s the full moon or just a typical manic Monday, but I feel personally victimized by it.
- It is a gargantuan effort to control my rage these days
- One of the downsides of living alone is that there is no one to lovingly drape a warm blanket over me when I’m half asleep on the couch.
- Watching The Last of Us and my dog gets worried about me during it and always comes closer to me to make sure I am Ok 🥹
- Every time my sleep schedule starts to get effed up, it’s always around the full moon. Confirmed lunatic ☑️
- Just had to count to 10 because someone said that they don’t like red velvet cake because “cream cheese frosting is disgusting” and that just didn’t sit right with my soul.
- If there are two things that (most) Floridians just don’t seem to understand, they are: 1. How to vote for the better candidate in a national election. 2. Roundabouts.
- Talking to new moms is really frightening because at some point you want to stop them and ask.. are you describing motherhood or several torture methods? Sleep deprivation, music torture, sensory overload, unable to keep up with personal hygiene, no privacy, etc. Y’all are fuckin TOUGH.
- Floridian men when they find out that I’m from Massachusetts:
- Man at the bar the other night asked me if I voted for Trump or Biden. I said, “Biden dropped out, bud… but I bet I can guess who YOU voted for.” 🤭
- Omw to church (Culver’s)
- Salad fingers
- Fights in a bar are nbd, but a newborn baby in a bar? Now THAT is jarring
- If you were hoping I got the hint, I did. I have purposefully ignored it.
- Tell me more about this priest for absolutely no reason at all
- I’ve had my dog with me for 7 years and each time she curls up next to me and falls into a peaceful sleep, my heart explodes a little. 🥺
- Every time someone reads my birth chart they tell me something terrible about it. “Oh wow, you have a Hades Moon” Neat! I can tell.
- Relevant
- This is exactly how they should be spoken to at every opportunity
- staffers are still cleaning up the Kristi Noem mess after she got gutted/filleted by @chrismurphyct.bsky.social this is A MOMENT. #MustWatch 🧢 @trumpfile.org
- This girl showed me her rosary beads that she inherited from her grandma the other night. I was trying to explain the prayers but I think I lost her at the Glory Be. She had never heard of that one. I assured her it was short and proceeded to recite it despite not having done so in over 20 years.
- I think that my look inspo lately has been primarily Goldie Hawn.
- I know I’m getting old because young men keep calling me ma’am. And also I just referred to them as young men.
- Don’t talk to me when I’m wearing my gold satin blouse. I am better than all of you.
