Shitposts Daily
Daily shitpost account. Nothing here too serious.
If you block me, then you admit I'm better and smarter than you.
- It's Pokemon American South edition and these are your starters. Which one do you pick?
- if @brynjamin.bsky.social was a turtle in my pond (shes easy like this)
- What should my pride flag be?
- That's some good sight alignment.
- @brynjamin.bsky.social So, I'm Goku on bass. Just FYI youtu.be/uoaVn7F1uR0?...
- @brynjamin.bsky.social Me if I was an Icelandic baby
- A hot date night is cuddling up and watching Epic History's ranking of Napoleon's Marshalls Try to keep it in your pants youtu.be/GyTb2lqiJe0?...
- youtu.be/Ez9Emsj7cas?... We'll all go down to Dixie, away away Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his uncle Sam 🎵🎶🎶 It's not about hate, it's about heritage. Yea, a heritage of taking a fat fuckin L!
- You weren't my cat. You came with a colony of other ferals that lived under my shed when I bought the house. However, you made me and my family yours. I'm happy that I got time to help make your life a bit more comfortable and enjoyable while we knew each other. I will miss you terribly.
- I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna be alright ☺️ Studies show the average penis length worldwide is between 13.2-14.65 cm (5.2-5.7 in) erect, making 15.24 cm (6 in) bigger than average. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36792094/
- It's u btw
- So... the dude who saw past her enormous nose that she hated was kicked to the curb, and now she feels like she can do better after the surgery? Do y'all really think she's the good guy here? Too bad there aren't any dog shit personality correcting surgeries. Human trash. x.com/nypost/statu...
- If your fiance was going to pass you by and not go on a date with you until they asked their friend if they should, is your relationship doomed? If your partner finds your height to be genuinely too much and they comment on it a lot, is that a sign? Do I take my ring back and move on?
