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Ayla - she/her 🏳️⚧️⚙️🍌
Deaf AuDHD PNW T4T ENM
ACAB
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- oh no i have grievously miscalculated how much Gambian peanut stew (Domoda) I am making, lol. I haven't even added the five cups of kale yet! 😭😂
- work is sapping my will to work i want to quit before the storm ahead
- the day i've had at work today, HOO boy. lol, lmao. at least i didn't come a hair's breadth from being fucking fired like my teammate did. 😂 me, i just wanna go home and go to bed.
- ahhh i couldn't take it anymore. fuck soup! fuck soup! i just got some pad thai, and told em to make it hot. i needed to FEEL something today. 😄 i still can't quite chew, swallowed a really long burning hot noodle that got stuck in my throat. felt soo weird pulling it out. agh. so good tho. 🤤🥵
- they're marketing this alllllll wrong. 😄 nogag.com
- when your forehead starts itching deep deep deep beneath the layers-thick whale blubber and no amount of scratching can resolve the SKULL ITCH NERVE CRAWL.
- "There is something about you. Something you carry, something made of gold... but far more precious..." ... a Book! A book of Lore, no less, written by the one called Liz, descendant of the Rodericks of olde! A tale of dreaming, a tale of power. A tale... from Purgatory.
- the socially awkward way to do a market: casually cruise by interesting looking booths, remember their names, and look them up on instagram so you don't have to get in any awkward conversations 🫣
- at the Market for the Strange, in Albany, OR. featuring our very own Liz Roderick! (@talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social)
- she is so fucking cute i'm losing my mind. :)
- love is the law; love under will. love as an intentional act creates bonds that hold us to one another and enrich our lives and joys in ways unimaginable, unanticipated, and exhilarating. also terrifying. but worth it, and when you have it, you hold on to it. 💖
- telling my kids this was donald trump's inaugural parade
- day two of going back to the gym. elliptical, hip abduction and hip addiction machines. think this is my bare minimum now. gotta get bootylicious. 😄