Ceiling Cat
Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
- Trump is open for emoluments. Contact Marco Rubio at the State Department to apply. Emoluments can include: Crypto scams Military Parades Luxury jets Land development deals Renowned Prizes (Nobel, etc) Equity shares Vacations and Travel McDonald’s Hamberders Licensing deals Cartoony sacks of cash
- Need a pontiff named Pope Steve II some day
- The “animation guy” in a cowboy hat hearing people say Andor is the best Star Wars
- NBC News has an AI-generated, milquetoast way of describing Trump’s plan to make decisions without input from national security experts. In other words, dictator-knows-best approach.
- When Matt Ferrell publishes a YouTube video with the word “breakthrough” in the title.
- It’s only a matter of time before the Trump FDA outlaws the use of fluoride in toothpaste and you have to brush you teeth with horsehair brushes and castor oil.
- Wouldn’t it be funny if the Pope tried to re-enter the United States as a citizen and was denied entry because he criticized the current regime, and MAGA was like, “yup, deport his communist ass”
- The future of investing is pump and dump wealth transfers.
- Trump is raking in $1 billion per month via what look to be crypto schemes, old fashioned extortion plays... and god only knows what else #EmolumentsClause #CryptoSweepstakes #TrumpGrift
